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Funny tales

topic posted Sun, February 27, 2005 - 10:05 AM by  Jessica
Hey all....I just had to share this....too funny.
Last night we had an audible alarm at a liquor store. The business was secure but we had a callout respond. Well....the callout showed up drunk as a skunk! He was the liquor store owner. Was active DOC and was restricted from drinking and purchasing alcohol. We arrested him for DUI.....what I want to know is how can one be restricted from purchasing alcohol and still run a booze shop? Nice!
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  • greg
    greg
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    Re: Funny tales

    Mon, February 28, 2005 - 7:53 PM
    we get new classics every year. one of my favorites is the naked guy running with a lit road flare up his rear orifice.

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      Re: Funny tales

      Mon, February 28, 2005 - 11:56 PM
      Now who hasn't done the firefly impression? Anyone? hmmm, nevermind.
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      Psquared
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      Re: Funny tales

      Fri, March 4, 2005 - 11:02 PM
      PS As far as I know it shoulda been copacetic - as long as a WHITE light isn't showing from the rear...
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        Re: Funny tales

        Fri, March 4, 2005 - 11:13 PM
        HA, that's funny! But it could have been an 'open flame' law. And think of the dangers of a gas explosion :(
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